#1 An Ontario (in Canada) man was increasing his courage level with some alcohol one night and decided to enter a substation to steal some copper bus bars that were in a stack.
Result: Crispy stinky black ball of soot laying at the base of a substation transformer, seems he was slow roasted all night long.
#2 A russian man climbed a utility pole to steal a copper transmission wire ( I dont know why they used copper thats just what it was ).
Result; Crispy stinky humanoid soot blob attached to power pole and ladder.