Egyptian Lawyer to Sue Jews for Biblical 'Plunder'

Reuters ^ | Sept. 11, 2003 | Opheera McDoom

[nickcarraway]

Then Jews can sue Egypt for slavery reparations!

[anniegetyourgun]

Countersuit to follow for the 400 years of enslavement.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Wonder what this lawyer's LF screenname is?

[nickcarraway]

Anyone wanting to pursue a class acyion lawsuit, contact Jonah...

[anniegetyourgun]

LOL...great minds. Wonder if 3rd party of the "mixed multitude" can get in on this?

[Centurion2000]

The Jews should pay this one ..... and then relocate the pyramids to south of Jerusalem.

[Bikers4Bush]

LOL!!!! Holy crap this is funny. The middle east idiocy knows no bounds!

[nickcarraway]

Sorry, that got mangled: Anyone wanting to pursue a class action lawsuit against whales, please contact Jonah.

[andy58-in-nh]

Sounds like a classic pyramid scheme.

[Spok]

So when Moses took them from Goshen, did they take the towels?

(To get heard, this case will have to be brought in the U.S. before a Clinton appointee.)

[Caipirabob]

Then we go after the whole region for that "Crucifiction of our eternal Lord and savior, Jesus Christ" thingy.

That outta be worth me a Lexus...

/sarcasm

[ko_kyi]

I read this last month - it has to be satire.

[SwinneySwitch]

And the Egyptians were urgent upon the people, that they might send them out of the land in haste; for they said, We [be] all dead [men]. Exodus 12:33

Don't think the Egyptians want to bring this back up agan!

[zx2dragon]

Ping, ping

[anotherview]

If I hadn't seen it I'd never have believed it.

[PatrioticAmerican]

Doctrine of Laches. This suit is toast.

[keats5]

NOW the Egytians take the Bible literally!

[SunkenCiv]

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[fishtank]

We need to inform the replacement theology / reformed eschatology folks about this....