[TheRightGuy]

Researchers said Sunday there were enough beneficial chemicals in two glasses of red wine to suspend the harmful effect that smoking one cigarette has on the functioning of arteries

Hmmmm ... my wife smokes 2 packs per day, that means she would need to drink 80 glasses of wine???

That'd make her a lot of fun!

[VadeRetro]

Hmmmm ... my wife smokes 2 packs per day, that means she would need to drink 80 glasses of wine???

That's 13.3333 bottles a day. Hint: avoiding pricey brand names will leave extra dollars in your wallet at the end of the week's shopping.

[Pharmboy]

Just don't let her drive...or if you do, let me know when she's on the road!