[yhwhsman]

Is the whole world going crazy? And why did they stop at 300 tons of gold? If they're going to pull facts out of thin air, why not claim 1,000 tons of gold?

Yhwhsman

[07055]

This claim has about as much merit as the claims for slavery reparations.

[Catspaw]

What are the names of the plaintiffs and the names of the defendants? And won't the plaintiffs have a bit of trouble personally serving the defendants?

[visualops]

Jesse Jackson's "Top This", the home version.

[bicycle thug]

This is just the beginning. The next tort these idiots could file is a wrongful death suit taking God to task for drowning the army chasing Moses and company after letting them pass safely.

[RoseofTexas]

This is a JOKE, right?! Boy, we must be in the last days!!

[martian_22]

It's time to sue Eve(or all females) for that apple thingy.
No matter how much I wash that original stain won't come out.

Gotta be worth a few bucks...huh?

[SedVictaCatoni]

Switzerland's a civil law country and doesn't have the common law doctrine of laches, but I'll bet they do have a statute of limitations...

I liked Jonah Goldberg's suggestion that the Jews countersue for unpaid wages.

[Pharmboy]

Helloooooooooo...already posted Here and here.

Get a clue, man...

[Libloather]

Statute of limitations on this is what - 500 years? (They don't call it SOL for nuthin'...)

[feedback doctor]

Let the suit proceed!!!!

As the Torah will be entered into evidence as factual, then we can see how much land was promised to the seed of Abraham. We can state as fact that God chose Abraham's son Issac (and his desendents) to be the rightful heirs. There are ALOT of things that the Torah says that would undermine those anti-Israel hatemongers.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I have no point of reference to compare this to...

[aruanan]

Jews sued for 'stealing' gold in Exodus

If they're going to pull facts out of thin air, why not claim 1,000 tons of gold?

They were pulling the "facts" out of their butts. Besides, the Jews were just getting about 400 years' back pay from their slavemasters. The religious group that conquered the Egyptians and still remains in control is that of Islam. The Muslim hordes conquered and plundered Egypt very early on in Islam's predation on the Middle East that started with the Jewish and Christian civilization of the Arabian Peninsula of the first millennium and continues to the present day. If anyone owes anything to the descendents of the pre-Muslim Egyptians (mostly Christians) it's the current bunch in Riyadh.

[boris]

I guess the Jews will have to annex Egypt and make the case moot.

--Boris

[Libertina]

Oh peachy, the US is exporting it litigious culture. /s
This is something I tell people overseas NOT to imitate...

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Urban legend. :-)

[bethelgrad]

"The best" archaelogical findings are inconclusive regarding Hebrews even being in Egypt during the time of the biblical Exodus. What is their evidence? The Bible? If so, then they will see that the Egyptians clearly had it coming.

[Savage Beast]

Maybe the Jews should sue the Egyptians for reparations for enslaving their ancestors. If they hadn't been enslaved (and otherwise mistreated), they wouldn't have had to make the exodus in the first place.

[LiteKeeper]

INTREP

[Salman]

Considering that modern Egyptians are descended from Arabs who conquered Egypt in the seventh century (and which at the time was Christian)...

[Bon mots]

Well great! Now we can put Muhammed on trial for child rape and mass murder. This happened centuries after the Jews allegedly stole the alleged gold.

Muhammed raped young A'isha when she was just 9 years old, the filthy old pedophile was already about 50 at the time.

He also beheaded 900 Jews one day when he was in a typical crotchety mood. I don't even know what the sum total of his victims were.

So let's put the old pedophile, rapist and murderer on trial too!