To: blam
Now we all know that since Carbon Dating and DNA are grossly inaccurate, (and couldn't be true 'cause that ain't mentioned in the Bible), this "person" actually lived in antediluvian times and came to be buried in Florida because he walked there from Europe before the Continents split apart (because of Noah's flood that kilt all the dinosaurs and ground sloths and sabre tooth tigers and what not).
God flew Spaceships
Invented the Vacation
Men and Women are the same sex
Your brain is not the boss
Yes that's right,
Everything you know, is wrong.
Apologies to Fireside Theatre.
To: The Shootist
Apologies to Fireside Theatre.
ALL HAIL MARX AND LENNON!
To: The Shootist
Interesting. A caricature trying to do a caricature.
30 posted on
08/15/2003 7:06:31 AM PDT by
razorbak
To: The Shootist
"Everything you know, is wrong."
Exactly what I was thinking, too.
Perhaps he got to Florida by boat, but his people suffered the unfortunate, but common fate of having their history erased/revised by the next group of Democrat-type-scholars.
36 posted on
08/15/2003 9:52:12 AM PDT by
spoiler2
To: The Shootist
Apologies to Fireside Theatre. Shouldn't that be Firesign Theatre?
66 posted on
09/02/2003 12:02:26 PM PDT by
SubSailor
(I think we're all bozos on this bus.)
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