[ICE-FLYER]

The socialist idiots who make up the vast majority of the government types in this country have brought New Zealand lower than ever. A great place with wonderful people is a whore house!

[barkeep]

Interesting contrast between your "socialist idiots" opener and turning the country into a whorehouse. Never been one to partake in the trade, but in my line of trade I have met a good number of prostitutes. I would far prefer an evening spent downstairs in their company buying a few drinks for the conversation than an evening with a roomful of socialist politicians. Give me the good honest capitalists in a nice clean whorehouse over the Democrat Caucus of the US House of Representatives any day.

[Quick1]

How is legalising prostitution a socialist move? I would think it's more of a capitalist venture.

Anyway, as Chris Rock put it, it's legal to sell stuff, and it's legal to have sex, so why can't you sell sex?