Iraq Destroys Prohibited Scud Missile - SATIRE ALERT - DON'T READ IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR

The Skeptician (It's SATIRE Folks) ^ | 3/20/03 | Rip Rowan

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Iraq Destroys Prohibited Scud Missile

Rip Rowan Thu 20 Mar 2003

Today in Kuwait, Iraq destroyed one of its prohibited Scud missiles during the first day of a US-led disarmament program.

The Scud, which was destroyed with the help of US weapons experts, was the first Scud destroyed in Iraq since the mid-1990's.

"This act represents real disarmament on the part of Iraq," said UN weapons inspector Hans Blix. "We support Iraq's decision to disarm itself of these dangerous prohibited weapons."

"Already in the first day of a US-led disarmament effort, we have seen more progress on the issue of Scud disarmament than we did during the entire four month period that inspections were underway," said White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer.

"This demonstrates that war is an effective alternative to inspections."

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LOL!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Fits in nicely with Blix's interview with Jennings, where he said that he knows that Iraq has WMD.

[steveegg]

I must have a sense of humor. I like it.

Either that, or I'm dead tired.

[agenda_express]

Dang. I missed that interview. I don't know how?!?! [/sarcasm]

[kimmie7]

I like it...

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Good one! LOL!

[Cold Heat]

Sometimes satire says it all!

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"The Scud, which was destroyed with the help of US weapons experts..."

AKA. Patriot Missle???