Regime Change for the Dixie Chicks - Now Sing a New Song - Goodbye Saddam

http://www.hollywoodhalfwits.com/ ^ | 3/14/03 | Dixie Dude

[Diddle E. Squat]

Liberty and Naive were the best of friends
All through their clueless days
Both members of the Vegetarian Club
Both active with the SPCA
After graduation Liberty went out lookin' for a brand new world
Naive looked all around for a cause
And all she found was Saddam

Well it wasn't two weeks
After her first rally
That Naive started getting abused
She put on rose glasses and a veil of denial
And slogans to cover the bruise

Well she finally got the nerve to ask some questions
She let logic take it from there
But A.N.S.W.E.R. walked right through that independent thought
And put her in intensive care

Right away Liberty flew in from Manhattan
On a red-eye midnight flight
She held Naive's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Saddam had to die

Goodbye Saddam
That so-called hegemony?
Now looks all right to me Saddam
You're feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep Saddam
Ain't it dark
Trapped down in that dungeon Saddam?

The UN came by to find the weapons
They searched the desert high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said, "Thank you Saddam,
If you find something let us know"

Well the weeks went by and
Fall turned to Winter
And Winter faded into Spring
And it turns out he had plenty of weapons
But Hans couldn't find a thing

So the girls found Free Republic
Googled, Yahooed to refute Blix
And did the media's job
They outed Chirac
And exposed Iraq
And they don't lose any sleep at night
'cause Saddam had to die

Goodbye Saddam, We need a break
Let's roll out MOAB, Saddam
We'll pack a round
And stuff you in the ground Saddam
Well is that all right?
Good, it's time for a fight, Saddam...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Good one :0)

[Diddle E. Squat]

Did you read about her own husband ripping her on a radio station?

[MarMema]

Good one, thanks!