GRIEVING KIN: CUT OFF HIS FINGERS

NY Post ^ | 3/3/03

[areafiftyone]

RAY Downey believes he has a perfect solution on how to treat the monster mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

"If he doesn't talk, cut off his fingers one at a time until he does," Ray said yesterday.

"Then if he doesn't talk at all, just cut his head off and burn it."

[dirtboy]

"If he doesn't talk, cut off his fingers one at a time until he does," Ray said yesterday. "Then if he doesn't talk at all, just cut his head off and burn it."

Funny, this is almost exactly what I told my wife they should do to the guy, except to turn south instead of north once they were done with the fingers...

[Hodar]

No mention of toes?

[areafiftyone]

Only if they pull off all his toe nails first and then cut them!

[katnip]

On another thread a freeper suggested putting him in a cage in the Central Park Zoo for NYers to throw stones at.

I like that!

[dirtboy]

Yeah, Glenn Beck said this morning that something was wrong if this guy still had fingernails this morning...

[mhking]

No, no, no -- you gotta burn off his hair a square inch at a time first....

[Welsh Rabbit]

He should fed alive to starving pigs.

[Johnny Gage]

don't forget the obligatory "wrapping in pork skins" before death too.

I'm thinking of things that involve the use of:
1) thin razors
2) Salt
3) Lemon juice
4) Red hot fire pokers.

[Howe]

Wrap him in pig skin first. Force feed him pureed pork. Then start amputating digits. If he does not talk kill him while He's wearing his pork sport coat. NO VIRGINS FOR YOU ASSHOLE!

[Mamzelle]

Transplant some pigs' ears onto his head.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Better he be starved and then made to eat raw fat pig.

[The Great RJ]

We should make him be Hillary Clinton's pool boy and foot massuer.

[areafiftyone]

OH Gross!!!

[punster]

I was actually thinking about offering to cook a nice pork dinner for him. On one condition, he eats it whether he wants to or not.

I suppose they could perform an operation on his nether parts. There does seem to be a superstition with the Fundamentalists that the are transported to Paradise, just as they were at the time of their death. It would be very ironic for him to have all those virgins around, but not able to do anything about it.

[martianagent]

That's barbaric. Now, what a REASONABLE person in charge of such an operation would do, is have the Sheik along with all the other clowns being held down there in Guantanimo all watch while they picked one of them to get stripped, tied up, and sprayed up with whatever makes sows smell good to boars, and then let some old 500-lb. Russian hog from Arkansas or Tennessee somewhere have at him for about an hour with cameras rolling, and let them all know that the videotape was being sent to that guys village, and ask who felt like being next.

My guess is you'd hear some fabulous stories...

[ellery]

I dunno, I like the idea of subjecting him to the a huge, faceless, antiseptic, bureaucratic kind of torture...of the kind that's probably utterly foreign to this guy. Spotless 10x10x10 cell in the hull of a ship, with the constant noise of machinery and 24 hour buzz of flourescent light in his eyes disrupting his sleep. Use different types of strong-smelling cleaning products in his cell to spur paranoia about gassing. Feed him the same gray oatmeal for every meal, but spike it with an unfamiliar spice at random intervals to make him fear poisoning.

[Maceman]

MY fantasy on Kalid --

Remember when they found Mullah Omar's house in Afghanistan? I say let's raise some money to buy it, dismantle it and bring it back in pieces to Ground Zero, where it will be reassembled as a BBQ restaurant.

It will be called "Omar's" and will feature a big gaudy flashing neon sign out front, with a grinning and winking animated pig in a chef's hat and apron -- holding a grill fork full of dangling sausages.

By the time opening night comes around, the US will have gotten whatever useful information we're going to get from Kalid. So at the grand opening we bring him to Omar's, wrap him in a sheet, bury him in dirt up to his navel, drench him with rendered pork fat, and have a good old fashioned public stoning.

Then the restaurant can have its ribbon cutting ceremony, and the celebrating public can go in to enjoy blues music and complimentary food.

Omar's would be one of the bigget tourist attractions in the world.

[WillVoteForFood]

Show him pictures of Helen Thomas and tell him this is what his 72 virgins will look like.

[Cobra64]

Remember Michael Caine in the movie The Ipcress File?