Good point - since the libs consider us all to be terrorists, I gotta cast a wider net:
I really don't think that Al Qaeda, Islamic Jihad, Hamas, Al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya, Harakat ul-Mujahidin, Hizballah, the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, Kahane Chai, the IRA, Shining Path, Aum Shinrikyo, the Japanese Red Army, the Kurdistan Workers' Party, National Liberation Army of Colombia, FARC, Revolutionary People's Struggle, the Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement, the Tamil Tigers, ETA, Earth Liberation Front, the New Black Panthers, Aryan Nations, the Boy Scouts, the NRA, Gun Owners of America, the John Birch Society, the 700 Club, Focus on the Family, Free Republic, CPAC, the Federalist Society, the Heritage Foundation or the Republican Party figured out how to infiltrate an over-the-hill rock band to torch a third-rate roadhouse.
This is getting to be a lot of work, this joke business.
If you think the joke business is a lot of work, don't forget what Jay Leno makes doing it.
B.T.W. I hope you don't mind if I plagerize your latest list and insert it into some future thread... do ya?