DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (for whining Bob Weiner)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CAMP GRENADA

What a whiner…Bobby Weiner…is the right wing…getting meaner
At the sports bar…Bush is featured…everyone there thinks Sinkmaster is a creature

You've a photo…you hold proudly…"He's the greatest"…you scream loudly
But on deaf ears…it is falling…you think that the dissing really is appalling

Just one picture…is that cruel…of Sinkmaster…playing pool
Bill's one of the...greatest phonies...does that cue stick have a problem with Pyronies

He loved running…you've been claiming…you cannot stand…the defaming
But while jogging…he watched tushes…then a crack cocaine whore met him in the bushes

I guess you don't get it, Weiner…that dress needed a dry cleaner
Don't you see…the intern and impeachment will be scumbag's legacy

Marriott says no to Willy…Bob, your kneepads look so silly
Golly, gee…they didn't want the picture…even though it's free

Wait a minute…suck-up Bobby…man, you really need a hobby
Bill's no sportsman…he's no leader…on the golf course everyone knows he's a cheater

There's one right place for displaying…we'll agree with…no delaying
Tell me, Bobby…what you thinkle…we can put Bill's photos where the men go tinkle

[doug from upland]

HERE'S THE STORY OF A WHINING WEINER

[doug from upland]

Song ping list.

[Chi-townChief]

Is this an actual story as there is no link? I think it's a parody.

[doug from upland]

Post No. 2 has the story link about Bob Weiner.

[Chi-townChief]

That's what I mean - No. 2 links to FR, not to "US Newswire."

[doug from upland]

Yes, the FR story I linked is about Weiner. I wrote this after reading it.

[KalDot]

What talent. I enjoyed "singing" every word of it!

Rush should put it on his show!