[DannyTN]

No no it was the Japanese.

They just weren't comfortable in wide open spaces, so they went back home.

Shouldn't the native American Indians get credit for discovering America. I mean, it's like they were already comfortable here when Columbus showed up.

[Bonaparte]

The way I heard it was that the great explorer Nobuti Sosumi hoped to finance the voyage with all the golf courses and Karaoke singing blondes this fabled land was said to possess. Returning empty-handed, his principle investor, a hot-headed shogun, beheaded him before his lawyers could file against him. His ghost is said to haunt the Tokyo pachinko parlors to this very day.