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Liberals Hate SUVs
King Features Syndicate ^ | 12/02/02 | Charley Reese

Posted on 12/01/2002 10:23:31 PM PST by GalvestonBeachcomber

It goes without saying that liberals hate the free market, big business, even democracy when the voters disagree with them. If truth were known, they hate the human race — at least that part of it which is not them. Darn those human beings for not living their lives according to the liberal prescription.

A sales pitch, masquerading as a book review, in The New York Times shows the liberal biases perfectly. The book was written by a New York Times reporter about the sport utility vehicle and was reviewed by a college professor who teaches journalism. Both show their low regard for others. I won't name the book; it doesn't deserve any publicity.

The professor and apparently the author do not raise the issue that is the premise of the book. The author is ticked off that sport utility vehicles are classified as trucks under the federal government's laws governing gasoline mileage. The two of them consider this a high crime and the result of nefarious moves and dark motives. Neither of them questions the government's right to regulate gasoline consumption by private vehicles, though there is nothing in the Constitution that would authorize it.

The fact is that when Congress passes bad laws, the number of which seem to be increasing, people find a way to get around them. Are SUVs trucks? They certainly look more like trucks than cars to me. The government can define anything and anybody in any way it wishes. And why should we care, given that it should not be meddling in the automobile industry at all?

The author and the professor, however, see a sinister motive even for people who buy these vehicles. "The SUV, it turns out," says the professor, "is a vehicle of aggression, a machine to menace other people with." Oh? I know two ladies who ended up with SUVs. They weren't looking to menace anyone. They were looking for a third seat and a safe vehicle in which to haul kids.

These two liberals (the reviewer alternates between quoting the author and spouting off himself) think SUVs are "tippy monstrosities with mediocre brakes that block other drivers' view of the road and inflict massive damage during collisions."

Another load of horse apples. It's a matter of the laws of physics that taller vehicles are more prone to tip over than shorter cars. Still, any car will tip over if the centrifugal force exceeds the grip of gravity. Ask a sports-car racer. Knowing how to drive means knowing the limits of your vehicle.

And in a collision, SUVs are generally safer. Again, the laws of physics. All else being equal, a heavier vehicle will deliver more force than a lighter vehicle. An SUV certainly is likely to demolish a Honda Civic, but an 18-wheeler or a dump truck will certainly demolish an SUV, and a train will destroy an 18-wheeler.

They also think it is deceptive and stupid for people to want four-wheel drive when they "obviously" are not going to be driving off-road. The liberal always knows what is in the minds of the multitude. Many SUVs don't come with four-wheel drive as a standard feature. In fact, though, in the parts of the country where there is likely to be ice and snow, four-wheel drive is definitely safer than two-wheel drive.

What is really causing these two liberals to choke on their own bile is simply freedom — a free people making their own choice about what kind of vehicle they wish to drive. They can't stand free people not agreeing with their prejudices. As it happens, I don't drive a sport utility vehicle. My children are grown; I've given up hunting; so a sedan suits me fine. But if I wanted to buy an SUV, I'd say it's none of the damned business of any liberal who doesn't like it. All liberals are just gutless wannabe dictators.


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1 posted on 12/01/2002 10:23:31 PM PST by GalvestonBeachcomber
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
And to think O'Reilly called Reese a "lefty liberal"!
2 posted on 12/01/2002 10:27:40 PM PST by Int
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
I own 2 suv's. And they both hate Liberal's!!!!
3 posted on 12/01/2002 10:32:21 PM PST by Brimack34
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
I think it was Christopher Hitchens who said that he regretted the decline of organized relgion because it turned the guilt-ridden out of the confessionals and into our faces. Rather extreme, but he had a point. Liberals are people looking for someone to prosletyze; and not having a regular religion, nevertheless inflict their own looney dietary, behavioral and sexual fads upon the rest of the hapless planet.

We need to get off this planet and leave it to the Muslims and Liberals. They deserve each other. The flogger and the floggee.
5 posted on 12/01/2002 10:33:48 PM PST by wretchard
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
They also think it is deceptive and stupid for people to want four-wheel drive when they "obviously" are not going to be driving off-road

I wonder if any of these DMF's ever drove up in North Michigan on a seasonal dirt road not plowed by the road commission during a snowstorm or in spring muds.

I rest my case.

6 posted on 12/01/2002 10:37:04 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: heidizeta
then why do so many of them own and drive them?

You know the answer to that question as well as anybody else here. It's rather simple. They need them.

They need to carpool the kids to school, and to soccer practice.

You, on the other hand, are just selfish to want one of these leviathan vehicles that serve you no real purpose.

Liberals only want to make laws that affect everybody else, but never apply to them.

7 posted on 12/01/2002 10:41:56 PM PST by Betty Jane
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
It isn't the SUVs, it's the economic success they represent. Liberals hate and are attacking everything that represents success in a free economy, everywhere they find any kind of toehold. Their two biggest successful exploits are abortion and the church/state issue, with lawsuits against gun manufacturers, tobacco companies, and fast food chains following closely behind.
Just watch: It won't be long before some liberal sues one or more of the automakers because of damage incurred when he crashed into a SUV with his Ford Fiesta, or Yugo, or whatever the idiot is driving.
All of the wacky things they profess to believe in that simply astound us in their sheer idiocy - including spare the murderer but abort the baby, gun control in the face of a war, the enemy participants of which they demand to be released and treated like citizens, and all of the rest - begin to make sense when you realize what they're up to: The destruction of the American system of liberty and freedom and the institution of socialism. They intend to accomplish this first by demoralizing the entire population. We've all read the "Goals of the Communists" that list the priorities of the liberal/socialist/communist movement. It hit me like a rock when I saw it, and everything fell into place.
These miscreants must be stopped.
8 posted on 12/01/2002 10:57:00 PM PST by Marauder
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To: All
Liberals Hate SUVs. In other breaking news, dog bites man.
9 posted on 12/01/2002 11:05:29 PM PST by Jeff Chandler
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
"But if I wanted to buy an SUV, I'd say it's none of the damned business of any liberal who doesn't like it. All liberals are just gutless wannabe dictators."

LIBERALS: People with just to much time on their hands.

I wish they would stop trying to think for me and worry about their own selves!
10 posted on 12/01/2002 11:09:35 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
I'm right of Ghengis Khan and hate the damn stupid things. We own a Forester because we live in the mountains, and need to get through snow. In the summertime, we drive my BMW. What amazes me is that people who live in the flippin desert buy 4wd suvs for what purpose? Then they get pissed off when gas goes up 10 cents. To the proverbial "Einstein"... spend $50 grand on an suv when you live in AZ with no children and get pissed off when you may spend another $20 dollars on a gas price increase. The illogic of these people is baffling. Cheers
11 posted on 12/01/2002 11:19:12 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Dan from Michigan
I live in North West Montana. We can get snow anytime from August to June.

I would love to have some liberal in a Yugo come up here in Mid Januray and get stuck in a three inch snow fall. Than tell me I don't need four wheel drive!
12 posted on 12/01/2002 11:27:57 PM PST by GaryMontana
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To: Marauder
You are 110% correct.

I live in North West Montana. Green Nazis and Free Speech Haters are here too. We just ignore them when they get stuck in a June snow storm (Yes it can and does snow here in June) driving a Yugo as we drive by in our four wheel pickups and SUV's. We know only liberals would drive a Yugo, so we ignore them, perhaps the next time you see a small dinky liberal car get stuck in the mud or snowstorm ignore them. Why? tell them it takes too much gas to stop and start your SUV, so in case of helping the enviornment you are going to drive by.
13 posted on 12/01/2002 11:33:41 PM PST by GaryMontana
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To: Betty Jane
then why do so many of them own and drive them?

You know the answer to that question as well as anybody else here. It's rather simple. They need them.

Most people don't need an SUV. A minivan or station wagon would be a more logical choice for most people. But choice is what it's all about. They want an SUV. And I don't have a problem with that.

14 posted on 12/01/2002 11:42:10 PM PST by AlaskaErik
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To: heidizeta
Because they are hypocrites who crave exclusivity.
15 posted on 12/01/2002 11:43:31 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: Marauder
Just watch: It won't be long before some liberal sues one or more of the automakers because of damage incurred when he crashed into a SUV with his Ford Fiesta, or Yugo, or whatever the idiot is driving.

My response to that liberal would be: Why weren't you using public transit? Now, a bike riding liberal might be the first to sue.

16 posted on 12/01/2002 11:44:32 PM PST by AlaskaErik
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To: Cobra64
I'm right of Ghengis Khan and hate the damn stupid things.

That's perfectly fine, as long as

A. You recognize that while you don't like SUV's, other people have the right to own them and not have them unfairly restricted or vandalized.

B. You don't feel the need to write books, newspaper editorials, or give public speeches demonizing SUV owners and calling for SUV bans.

I have nothing against people who don't like SUV's, guns, fatty foods, meat, fur, rock music, dirty movies, religious programs, short skirts, or neckties. My problem- and the problem of most FReepers I would suspect- is people who don't like these things and feel that is enough justification to prevent you from enjoying them.

17 posted on 12/02/2002 12:09:00 AM PST by timm22
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To: AlaskaErik
Station wagons were nixed because as cars they couldn't meet government imposed requirments. So SUVs were created to get around those requirments.

I think they're horrible myself. But there's obviously something a bit off about trying to fix a problem with regulation when it was in fact largely caused by regulation.
18 posted on 12/02/2002 12:18:25 AM PST by MattAMiller
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To: GalvestonBeachcomber
The fact is that when Congress passes bad laws, the number of which seem to be increasing, people find a way to get around them...

The Liberals response to this phenomenon is to pass yet another bad law. The Liberal will never find fault with the fact that the original law was bad to begin with.

The SUV is a result of the auto makers building to the CAFE rule.

You could review CAFE yourself, and note that in order for a car to be permitted to have more than 200 housepower, it has to have no trunk, a tailgate level with the load floor, and a flat load floor over the rear axle that extends to the back of the driver's seat. Congress designed the SUV when they wrote CAFE. Automakers just refined the design somewhat. The fact that SUVs block the view and have a high center of gravity is the result of the stupid design decisions made by Congress when they wrote the law.

19 posted on 12/02/2002 3:42:26 AM PST by Republican Landslide
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