SONG PARODY: Slick Willie Trash

over a year ago | NY REPUBLICAN

[New York Republican]

To the tune of Jumping Jack Flash:

Was conceived in an Arkansas restroom Momma howled in our trailer when I left her womb But it's all right now, I got no class But it's all right, I'm Bill Clinton trash Yeah I'm real white trash.....

I was raised by a two bit whorin' hag Never knew my real dad cause he never came back But it's all right now, I got no class But it's all right, I'm Slick Willie trash Yeah I'm real white trash

I'm a hound, I'm a horndog lookin for head I've gone down on a whore even when she bled And I found something crusty round my head Yeah I'm bound to catch sumpin na make me dead, yeah yeah yeah But it's all right now, hey I was the prez But it's all right, I'm Slick Willie trash Yeah I'm lowlife trash

Trailer park trash, with lots of cash Trailer park trash, with lots of cash Trailer park trash, with lots of cash Trailer park trash, with lots of cash

[Tai_Chung]

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home