[newsperson999]

Mod please delete, just posted a few seconds before

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Bump.

Fifty miles NW of D.C.

CNN says it's "not a shooting" but "significant police activity."

[Nogbad]

Trafic shut down at Myersville.
We may be getting a indication
it may be sniper related,
but not another shooting.

[leadhead]

All your Polcie are belong to cheese eating Moose.

That's code son! It means I've absorbed all the Seattle, Alabama, Cherokee nation, attack stumps, Allan Mohammed stuff anyone could possibly take and I'm going back to bed.