[Iwo Jima]

And just how many ascendants to the throne over the past 1500+ years have been illegitimate? For example, do we know that Elizabeth I was really the daughter of Henry VIII? How many kings have "produced" an heir by such "alternative" means?

If we dug them all up, we just might learn that Joe Schmoe of Paducah, Kentucky is the "real" king of England. And would anybody care?

Well, maybe Joe would.

[dread78645]

Well, maybe Joe would.

Ralph. definitely King Ralph.