[1rudeboy]

When searching for a mate, religion is an important consideration.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Hale Ninkasi!

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind
  of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."  -Frank Zappa

[Doomonyou]

MMMMMMMMMM...Beer...

[parsifal]

And would you believe it: Those first "beer-mistresses" were actually regulated by the gov't and could face severe fines for over-charging and watering down drinks. Very civilized those Mesopotamians.parsy.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer whilst I kneel at the porcelain alter located in the bathroom..."

[ulp!]

[swarthyguy]

[Billthedrill]

Bread is nothing but beer gone bad.

Well, I've drunk beer and danced nekkid but I never thought I was a priest...

[AnAmericanMother]

Can you read this recipe?

I'm having a little trouble.

[socal_parrot]

Sumerian women at the first "wet tunic contest".

[Fintan]

He added that women would also not be expected to drink the beer in the same way as ancient Sumerian women -- from bulky clay jugs through lengthy drinking straws.

And why the hell not????

This might be the last chance someone like me has to get some...