Baby is entertaining the guests with her rendition of "The Good Ship Lollipop" for the 20th time, showing a delightful display of ruffled undies, while mummny and daddy smile indulgently. The dinner is getting cold but baby is not through, so the guests smile patiently, while baby sings in her little baby voice about, teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony, off key. Then baby doesn't like the food and and tells everyone so while mummy and daddy patiently explain that it is grown up food. Baby says, "I don't like it." and wets her ruffled undies. Baby is not as appalling as she is boring.
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