Rub-a-Dub in the Hot Tub (Dowd alert)

The New York Times ^ | 07/14/2002 | Maureen Dowd

[olliemb]

I think Helen Thomas is Maureen Dowd's mother.

[dread78645]

http://ithaca.indymedia.org/media/00/00/01/AC/

Bhaaaa !

Is the cup half empty, or half full ? Or just twice the size it needs to be ?

[Temple Owl]

Ah Ha! I think you are right. They do indeed look alike.

[Euro-American Scum]

I'd bet money that Mo has never watched an episode of Andy.

I'd bet money that Mo saw each and every episode of Andy and knows them by heart, since she probably never got a single date in high school.

[M. Thatcher]

the right (or as some of us are inclined to think, the wrong

From the Maureen Dowd school of wit.

Did it take you long to come up with that devilishly clever zinger?

[Jorge]

"Dubya" is stupid

Affirmative!

Well what's that say about all the liberal flakes he's been outsmarting at every turn?

[Jorge]

"Those lily-livered liberals in Congress are outrageous — they're criminalizing greed!" Dick says. "And the spineless Republican fellow travelers on the Hill are almost worse — they'll dry up our donor base and destroy the party before they're through.

Dowd reminds me of those small minded little nit-wits who draw moustaches on pictures of people she doesn't like....and thinks she's being clever.
These nastly mean spirited mischaracterizations only make her look like a vindictive witch.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

I think Helen Thomas is Maureen Dowd's mother

Now that's funny.

[RichInOC]

Maureen Dowd won a Pulitzer Prize in 1999. Amazing, isn't it?

[aculeus]

Baby is entertaining the guests with her rendition of "The Good Ship Lollipop" for the 20th time, showing a delightful display of ruffled undies, while mummny and daddy smile indulgently. The dinner is getting cold but baby is not through, so the guests smile patiently, while baby sings in her little baby voice about, teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony, off key. Then baby doesn't like the food and and tells everyone so while mummy and daddy patiently explain that it is grown up food. Baby says, "I don't like it." and wets her ruffled undies. Baby is not as appalling as she is boring.

By George, you've got it!

[jonascord]

A few years ago, didn't someone win the Pulitzer for writing an entirely fictional account of a child drug addict? Yaser Arafat won the Nobel Peace prize in 1994. And Michael A. Bellesiles won the Bancroft prize for American History. That doesn't make any of them any less a liar...

[dighton]

By George, you've got it!

By George, he has.

[RichInOC]

Janet Cooke with the Washington Post. But let's not be too hard on Maureen. She's not a liar. She's just full of BS.

[Lazamataz]

She is absolutely unreadable!!!

This is an author?!?!?

[Lazamataz]

From the Maureen Dowd school of wit.

It is utterly amazing, isn't it? That such a herring-gutted bag of talentlessness is actually paid for her caveman-drawings?