It's a long road from gawky adolescent -- Chelsea Clinton (CAPTION THIS)

AP Photo via Yahoo! ^ | 5/8/2002 | Luca Bruno

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Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Clinton, arrives at the Donatella Versace Fall-Winter 2002/2003 show in this March 5, 2002 file photo in Milan. Man in the background is not identified. It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno, File)

[Eddeche]

Boy George shows off his stylish new red 'do.

[Alberta's Child]

I don't know who is worse, Miss Piggy herself or that idiotic-looking goofball behind her.

[Bagehot]

The king is in the altogether, the altogether.....

Long way from gawky teenager??? She looks like a smashed up apple pie.

[Darth Dan]

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless that horse of course, is the famous daughter of Web Hubbel."

[kaboom]

Bugs Bunny's sister?

Bugs Bunny in drag!

[Alouette]

On some women, the burqa is an improvement.

[Slyfox]

[Salman]

Chelsea is a sex symbol? I don't see it.

Look at it this way. 5 is the symbol for this many: o o o o o .
There's no necessary logical connection between thae appearance of a symbol and what it symbolizes.

You may take it that Chelsea symbolizes someone much better looking.

[APBaer]

"God, she looks like Marilyn Manson's younger sister."

Don't you mean Charles Manson's ugly brother?

[CaptRon]

"Hey Mister! Open that beer bottle for ya?"

[Slyfox]

What's really under that burqa.

[Alberta's Child]

I think they printed the wrong photo by mistake.

[MadRobotArtist]

With a new found style and grace, Marylin Manson strikes out on his own, with a retro 80's look. Seifeld's Michael Richards can be seen in the background.

You too, can be one of the Beautiful People, according to Marylin, and all you need is some good old fashioned Fascism, Communism, and a dope show. He also made reference to his Lesbian cow mother, and his pathological lying rapist father, thanking them for their support of his new look.

"People used to make fun of me, but now I'm a superstar, and a sex symbol." Moments later Marylin choked to death on a piece of under-cooked veal cutlet from the caterer. Michael Richards and Dennis Franz left the event laughing all the way.

[Own Drummer]

Gawd, she's ugly.

Mind you, Vanity Fair has long been guilty of mis-identifying sex appeal: Bianca Jagger comes to mind...

[mrsmith]

"Disappointed runners-up leave the Vanity Fair sex symbol paegent..."

(This story doesn't show up in a search of "News/Activism" because the poor monitors keep moving the threads to "general interest", LOL! There must be 20 threads about this.)

[chiefqc]

My Fu**ing watch just quit working.

[visagoth]

Webster Says: "Leave my love-child alone!"

[Salman]

Loose lips sink ships, right?
This woman sinks ships.

[Warren]

Still Ugh and Lee, no matter what she wears & has that stooopid Clinton look.