[Kerberos]

"It has also organized a 6.5-million-strong "Jerusalem Liberation Army" which vowed to fight along with the Palestinians against Israeli occupation."

Hasn't Saddam been talkig about this so called liberation army for over a year now. So far we haven't seen anything

[SCHROLL]

For those that thought "the Highway of Death" was something, I can't wait to hear the cries from that crowd once we drop a few hundred Daisy Cutters on Sadaam's 6.5 million man army. We can give the Pali's southern Iraq to live in once we're done.

[Robert_Paulson2]

That is because these are a special army of miniature soldiers... very tiny and hard to see. Well er, truth is, Sadaam is preparing to use these tiny soldiers as weapons of mass destruction. They are biologically engineered, they are each capable of lifting several times their own weight and have actually bioengineered some very deadly weapons into their bodies. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST....

Sadaam's weapons program has produces a miniature army of ants. carpenter ants. he raised them in his own secret "ant farm" kits, that he bought from an old "radio shack" science fair display several years back. they are massing on the borders of israel NOW... vicious, powerful and over six million strong...

Of course the Jews have recently taken in a shipment of extra large, very hungry anteaters from australia, it should make for a very interesting confrontation between the armies of madman hussein and the "special ops" guys that just arrived from australia....