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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring - The Cast from Hell
Posted on 12/10/2001 5:55:55 AM PST by Grig
If hollywood picked the cast for LOTR:
Frodo - Pauly Shore
Sam - Chris Farley
Gandalf - Martin Sheen
Strider - Tom Cruise
Merry - Jim Carey
Pipin - Chris Rock
Gimli - Warwick Davis
Legolas - Freddie Prinze Jr.
Arwen - Rossie O'Donald Galadriel - Britany Spears
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Feel free to add your own, and don't pick on my spelling because I'm just too tired to care right now.
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posted on
12/10/2001 5:55:56 AM PST
by
Grig
To: Grig
What? No place for Rob Schneider? Bette Midler? <|:)~
To: Grig
Good Lord how could you have Gandalf played by anyone other than Marlon Brando?
To: Grig
You gotta have Alec Baldwin in there some place.
To: Grig
I'd think some screenwriter would add Schwarzenegger's Conan character.....
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posted on
12/10/2001 6:24:58 AM PST
by
Texican72
To: Grig
I won't pick on your spelling, just point out a minor problem: Chris Farley is dead. If you're wanting to include dead actors, then, just for shock effect, have Jimmy Stewart as Saruman.
To: freedomson
Actually, Martin Sheen would be Denethor, Charlie Sheen would be Boromir and Emilio Estevez would be Faramir, since they're real-life relationship would be the same on screen.
Gandalf: Sean Connery
Aragorn: Kevin Sorbo
Bilbo: William Shatner
Frodo: Regis Philbin
Grima Wormtongue: PeeWee Herman
Actually, that all makes too much sense. The members from 'NSync would be the hobbit company.
To: HarryDunne
And don't forget
Lady Galadriel - Leonardo DiCaprio
To: HarryDunne
Oh, I didn't know he was dead, I thought he just couldn't get any more work.
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posted on
12/10/2001 6:49:46 AM PST
by
Grig
To: HarryDunne
Naah, not enough age difference between Shatner and Philbin. Perhaps Adam Sandler as Frodo? Ouch, that mental image stings!
To: Lumberjack
"I'm the king..., um,... er, queen of the World!"
To: Charles Martel
I'm not sure. If certain people had their way, Haley Joel "I see dead people" Osment would be Frodo, either him of the "little hot shot" from Episode I.
Hey! That's right! What were we thinking?! As Frodo, we could have JarJar Binks!
To: Grig
He once said that he only played one character, just at different volumes. I think that could be a career-killer.
To: freedomson
You gotta have Alec Baldwin in there some place.Spounting steam/smoke.....Baldwin a natural for a Balrog.
To: Grig
Gollum -- Adam Sandler "Look, I'm crazy Gollum head, precious! I look like Gollum and I'm CA-RAZY! Now, gimmie the Ring!"
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posted on
12/10/2001 7:26:07 AM PST
by
Sloth
To: Grig
Aragorn played by that Cruise wuss?? shudder!!!
To: Overtaxed
Aragorn played by that Cruise wuss?? shudder!!! On second thought, let him play Borimer, then at least we can watch him get killed :)
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posted on
12/10/2001 8:25:34 AM PST
by
Grig
To: Texican72
Actually, Schwarzenegger might not be bad as Boromir.
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posted on
12/10/2001 9:04:51 AM PST
by
Restorer
To: freedomson
Wouldn't alex be one of the Orcs?
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12/10/2001 9:07:56 AM PST
by
poet
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