Steyn: Let's leave John Walker to the justice he chose

Electronic Telegraph ^ | Dec 12 2001 | Mark Steyn

[Ratatoskr]

A FORTNIGHT ago two Americans met in the northern Afghan desert, at the Qala-i- Jhangi prison. One was a CIA special-ops man, Mike Spann. The other was a prisoner he was interrogating, a Taliban soldier called "Abdul Hamid", the nom de guerre of John Walker, formerly of northern California.

Mr Spann will be buried tomorrow by his wife and three young children in Arlington National Cemetery. He was kicked, beaten and apparently bitten to death in an uprising of captured Taliban, who then booby-trapped his body with grenades.

Mr Walker, by contrast, is one of 86 people to survive the four-day prison battle, and the question now is what to do with him.

If nothing else, he's usefully nailed one of the self-serving myths peddled after the awesome intelligence failure of September 11: awfully sorry we failed to see it coming, said the high-ranking suits, but it's impossible to do any covert deep-cover stuff out in Afghanistan; these fellows are all cousins and brothers-in-law - a guy from Jersey would stick out like a lap-dancer in a burqa.

As we now know, instead of being full of fearsome Pashtun warriors renowned down the centuries, the Omar/ Osama ranks were like a novelty Gap ad, "Losers of Many Nations" - misfit Saudis, Pakistanis, Brits and Californians.

Anyone can walk in off the street and be assistant supervisor of the third-floor latrine in Tora Bora by nightfall. The only distinguishing feature about John Walker is that he's such an obvious compendium of clapped-out cliches from America's Left Coast the wonder is the mullahs didn't automatically take him for a CIA plant.

Mr Walker was born John Lindh in 1981, and comes from a bastion of well-heeled dopehead progressivism, California's Marin County. Just north of San Francisco, it is a place where your average hippy-turned-lawyer stays true to his Sixties values on property that stays true to its late Nineties values (average house price: just shy of a million bucks).

Following the traditional Marin pattern, his parents divorced, his mother converted to Buddhism, and the children were taught Native American spirituality. John went to an "alternative" high school. (In the Bay Area, they are all "alternative". The problem for parents is trying to find any alternative to the alternative.)

The set texts included The Autobiography of Malcolm X, and John liked it so much that, like the late Mr X, he decided to embrace Islam and change his name, to Sulayman. His parents, putting their foot down for what seems to be the first and last time, demanded the right to continue calling him John.

They had, after all, named him after one of the colossi of the age, John Lennon. To this, he consented. In return, they let him study at the Mill Valley Islamic Centre.

In 1998, after an awkward trip to their ancestral Ireland in which John trudged dutifully round the auld sod wearing his turban and white robes, Frank Lindh agreed to let the 17-year-old spend a year in Yemen, on the next stage of his "spiritual odyssey".

Last year, John e-mailed home to say al-Qaeda's attack on the USS Cole was justified - oh, and by the way he was off to enrol in a Pakistani madrassa. So Dad wired him a couple thousand bucks, which goes a long way in Bannu.

Aside from a glowing school report from his Imam, that was the last Mr Lindh heard from Junior until he turned up brandishing an AK47 and declaring his approval of the events of September 11.

John Walker's CV bears eloquent testament to his parents' scrupulous observance of the Bay Area's First Commandment: Thou shalt be non-judgemental. Yeah, man, Yemen. Cool. As one headline put it: "A Product Of Bay Area Culture".

Exactly, I thought. But, this being The San Francisco Chronicle, they were applying the label with pride. Rhapsodising about the region's "religious tolerance" and the way children are taught to value "critical thinking about the US role in the world", Louis Freedberg concluded that Walker's only misfortune was that "his search for identity intersected precisely with the World Trade Centre attacks".

If not for this unfortunate "intersection", he might have become an "idealistic doctor". The President, he said, should allow the boy home "and let him get his life back on track. We'd want nothing less for our own children, who could easily have found themselves in a similar mess."

In fairness to the youth of northern California, that last part is an unjust slur. The marvel is that, after labouring under the twin burdens of the education system's multicultural orthodoxies and the preening moral superiority of their boomer parents, no more Bay Area teens have signed on with Mullah Omar.

None the less, there is a difference between "tolerance" of other cultures and the moral inertia displayed by the Lindhs. We can, in any case, guess the limits of Marin County's much-vaunted "tolerance".

Imagine that the Marinated Muslim had instead announced that he was going to do what the late Mike Spann did at his age: enlist in the Marines. Would Marilyn Walker have seen that as a valid part of his "self-discovery"? Or would she have got out her joss sticks and wailed, "Oh, my God, where did we go wrong?"

Mom says she's "proud" of John, but says he must have been "brainwashed". From the look of him, his brain's the only thing that's been washed: John Walker resembles one of those cadaverous, deranged guys who stumble up to you late at night at Greyhound bus stations and demand money for medication.

But right now that's shrewd image-positioning. President Bush seems to have bought the "misguided" line, describing Walker as a "poor fellow" who thought he was fighting for a "great cause". "I can't see him as being unpatriotic," says a neighbour. "This is where his journey led him."

For four decades, "non-judgemental" flower-children like Marilyn Walker have reflexively characterised men like Mike Spann as the dark agents of Right-wing militarism. We are entitled to judge Marilyn's son, the comrade of Spann's killers, as the dark agent of Left-wing Marinism.

Raised by peaceniks and Marinated in "tolerance", he took up an AK47 in defence of misogynists and gay-bashers: not a paradox, but the logical reductio of the Left's moral nullity. Cocooned in one of the most prosperous enclaves on the planet, he was taught everything - from Buddhism to Malcolm X - except what it means to be an American citizen.

When a 13-year-old girl wants an abortion, the Marin County crowd insists that "a woman's right to choose" is sacred. Twenty-year-old men make choices, too. John Walker chose to go to war against his own country. Americans should respect his "right to choose" and let him live with the consequences.

I'm not in favour of trying him for treason: Alan Dershowitz and the other high-rent lawyers are already salivating over the possibility of a two-year circus with attendant book deals and TV movies. But there is another way: on page four of John Walker's US passport, it states that any American who enlists in a foreign army automatically loses his citizenship.

Mr Walker wants to be Abdul Hamid: Mr Bush should honour his wishes. Let us leave him to the Northern Alliance and let his San Francisco fancypants lawyers petition to appear before the Kabul bar, if there is one. It would, surely, be grossly discriminatory to subject Mr Hamid to non-Islamic justice.

[Ratatoskr]

I assume he's right about losing citizenship if you join a foreign army?

[tbeatty]

It may be, but you could argue he didn't enlist. Bring him back and try him for murder of Mike Spann. Try him in Texas. Then condemn him to death. After the civilian conviction and death sentence for murder, hand him over to a tribunal for treason and quickly convict and execute him.

[HardStarboard]

The guy who wrote this analysis is my new hero!! Mark Steyn absolutely nails everything that is wrong with the left in the United States.

Possibly the most beautiful, artfully crafted hatched job ever done on the left. Lets Roll Right!!

[RippleFire]

As we now know, instead of being full of fearsome Pashtun warriors renowned down the centuries, the Omar/ Osama ranks were like a novelty Gap ad, "Losers of Many Nations" - misfit Saudis, Pakistanis, Brits and Californians.

Anyone can walk in off the street and be assistant supervisor of the third-floor latrine in Tora Bora by nightfall. The only distinguishing feature about John Walker is that he's such an obvious compendium of clapped-out cliches from America's Left Coast the wonder is the mullahs didn't automatically take him for a CIA plant.

Bwahahaha - Steyn BUMP

[ravinson]

Lawyers, Funds, and Rummy,
by Johnny "Werewolf" Walker
(parody of Warren Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns, & Money")
("Lawyers, Guns, and Money" lyrics)



Well, I went to the madrassas
Dad paid my way through school
How was I to know
They would take me someplace cool

After reading my Qur'an, yeah
Life took a little twist
Send lawyers, funds, and Rummy
Dad, get me out of this

I'm an innocent Talebanner
Some guys got no luck
Now I'm locked in a dark place
And I'm down to my last buck
Yes, I'm down to my last buck
Well, I'm down to my last buck

Tell them guys that I'm a tourist
Hatch a desperate plan
Send lawyers, funds, and Rummy
Shoulda' stayed in Pakistan

Send lawyers, funds, and Rummy...

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[JoeFromSidney]

I just checked my passport. That's right. Serving in a foreign army is one of a list of things that will cost you your citizenship. I agree with the writer. Walker has lost his citizenship. Let the Afghans deal with him.

[Cicero]

I'm inclined to agree that trying him for treason would be a mistake. It would turn into a three-ring circus and give the left a perfect propaganda weapon. Steyn's suggestion does, indeed, seem to be the perfect solution. Strip him of his citizenship and let him loose in Afghanistan.

[BrooklynGOP]

When a 13-year-old girl wants an abortion, the Marin County crowd insists that "a woman's right to choose" is sacred. Twenty-year-old men make choices, too. John Walker chose to go to war against his own country. Americans should respect his "right to choose" and let him live with the consequences.

What a great point!

[randog]

Ditto. Here's the full text (out of my passport):

LOSS OF NATIONALITY. You may lose your U.S. nationality by being naturalized in, or by taking an oath or making a declaration of allegiance to a foreign state; or by serving in the armed forces or accepting employment under the government or a foreign state; or by making a formal renunciation of nationality either in the United States or before a diplomatic or consular officer of the United Staes while abroad. For detailed information, consult the nearest American embassy or consulate.

DUAL NATIONALS. A person is considered a dual national when he owes allegiance to more than one country at the same time. A claim to allegiance may be based on facts of birth, marriage, parentage or naturalization. A dual national may, while in the jurisdiction of the other contry which considers that person its national, be subject to all of its laws, including being conscripted for military service. Dual nationals who encounter problems should contact the nearest American embassy or consulate.

[Nitro]

This is the second "John Walker" to go south on America!!

I predict that a bunch of people with that un-fortunate name will soon be in court petitioning for a name change!!

[Revolting cat!]

Let the scum go in Afghanistan, Pakistan, wherever. I'm afraid though that our girly-boy politicians are just itching to do everything wrong in this case. Compassionate conservatives that we are, we'll do everything to be loved by the fruity soccer mommas, and what an opportunity we've got here!

[Oschisms]

and Marinated in "tolerance",

"Marinated"... That's a good one.

[BunnySlippers]

and comes from a bastion of well-heeled dopehead progressivism, California's Marin County.

Steyn always tells it like it is.

[FITZ]

Strip him of his citizenship and let him loose in Afghanistan.

And freeze his parents' assets so they can't send this terrorist any more money from the US (which should make him glad since he despises the US so much). It would be grossly unfair to use racism in decided whose assets are frozen, since Arabs supporting terrorists have theirs frozen so should non-Arabs have theirs frozen.

[randog]

Alan Dershowitz and the other high-rent lawyers are already salivating over the possibility of a two-year circus with attendant book deals and TV movies.

Prediction: they'll use the defense successfully used by another infamous Bay-area resident--Patty Hearst.

[BunnySlippers]

Prediction: they'll use the defense successfully used by another infamous Bay-area resident--Patty Hearst.

I don't think so. She supposedly was a victim of the "Stockholm Syndrome" wherein a kidnap victim begins to identify with his kidnappers. John Walker was a Muslim in California, a Muslim in Yemen, a Muslim in Pakistan and a Muslim fighter in Afghanistan. He was not kidnapped or hijacked ... he, of his own volition, adopted Islam.

[Benrand]

Did the young Talib engage in dropping large rocks on women who were caught learning to read? Or have we forgotten this?

These people are so stupid...

[TheGoodDoc]

Classic Mark Steyn. Brilliant, razor sharp logic carried to its devastating conclusion.

Americans are mislead about the Great White North. We only hear moronic, lock step socialist Canadians on our main stream media.

Steyn seems to be a stockpile of the neurons so obviously missing in so many Canadian "intellectuals."

[Gritty]

Steyn again tells it like it is. What a great analysis of Walker, his family and his culture!

[Britton J Wingfield]

We should let him be Marine-ated.