Large Alligator Spotted in Texas-Mexico Border River, Governor Warns Migrants

Breitbart ^ | April 29, 2024 | Randy Clark

[al baby]

Walt chit himself when Dundee used a dead alligator to rescue him

[Sirius Lee]

Doesn’t need TexasGator, that’s for sure.

[griswold3]

Remember when DJT suggested an alligator moat? Yeah, this is gonna be good!

[Gaffer]

They need to relocate all the endangered bears, wolves and coyotes there, too. Put some CBP badges on them.

[gundog]

You’re not above suspicion, either.

[Responsibility2nd]

Put these notices everywhere.

 

No vengas a texas. los caimanes te comerán

[Kevin in California]

Dump a million piranhas into the river as well and watch the illegal river crossings come to a screeching halt.

[Responsibility2nd]

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Fill the river with about a million Amazon Piranhas, that might slow them illegals down.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I know meat is expensive in the grocery store, but roadkill is cheap chum and we have plenty of it in Texas.

[Qiviut]

As a deterrent, salt water crocs are what you want. They can live in fresh water habitats (like rivers). Larger & more aggressive than fresh water crocs ... eat larger prey, too.

From: https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Freshwater-Crocodile-from-a-Saltwater-Crocodile

Saltwater crocodiles, or “salties,” will often eat small reptiles, fish, turtles, and wading birds. However, they are also prone to eating larger prey like wild pigs, buffaloes, and livestock like cattle and horses.

Freshwater crocodiles, or “freshies,” will eat smaller animals that are found near rivers, such as insects, fish, frogs, turtles, waterbirds, and snakes. Sometimes they will also eat small animals.

A big dietary difference is the consumption of people. Saltwater crocodiles have been known to attack and eat humans, while freshwater crocodiles do not usually attack people or eat people.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

and piranha.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Elvis left Miami, preferring Texas. He's fed up with Cuban food and prefers Mexican, Chinese, African, and Persian food.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

"Sharks with laser beams!"

[dayglored]

> and sharks 🦈.

Don't forget the frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

[Third Person]

Biden’s masters will have those gators killed pronto

[dayglored]

LOL beat me by one minute!

[LegendHasIt]

Well, it is a start.... But I’d prefer it be stocked with Nile Crocodiles, not relatively peaceful Alligators.

Piranhas are nice too.

[Charles Martel]

I say we raid the Everglades and get some more.

No need to go that far - just a bit east of the Sabine River will do nicely.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I think every gator captured in Florida should be released into the Rio Grande