And we need to politely ask about sexual weirdos and groomers in liberal homes...
Counter with “What is your child’s preferred pronoun?”. “ Do you support drag shows for children?”
My thoughts exactly.
Me: “Why do you want to know?”
Neighbor: ”If my kids are going to be playing at your house, I want them to be safe. Your guns need to be safely stored.”
Me: “I see. You don’t have any trapeze bars in the bedroom, do you? Or weird marital aids in your underwear drawer?”
Neighbor: ”What?
Me: “You know...dildos...vibrators...any handcuffs on the headboard? If my kid’s gonna be playing over at your house, I need to know these things. I don’t want them exposed to any weird sexual stuff.”
Neighbor: ”Why would your kid be going through my bedroom drawers “
Me: “Well, he wouldn’t be....”
Neighbor: “I should hope not. But, back to the question at hand...do you have any guns in your home?”
Me; “Yeah, but don’t worry. They’re in my underwear drawer.”