“He prolly had a clean sample taped to his leg during the court proceeding last week. Just in case”
Doubt this loser ever takes a test ordered by this Judge. But the way it works is the sample is immediately checked for temperature. It should be 90+ degrees, if less due to shenanigans FAIL.
Ah, but taping the urine sample to the leg would keep the temp. of the sample close to body temp.
A guy wanted to avoid the draft so he thought he'd substitute his urine with that a friend got him from a diabetic. He sneakily poured the sample into the cup and handed it to the draft board technician.After a while, the technician came back. "Well, I've got good news and bad news" he told the guy. "The bad news is, you've got diabetes. The good news is, you're pregnant"