“I think it is a parody blog and this article is written by an AI.”
It could have ended with, “A football is not a very good Christmas present.”
A real Hemingway.
These AI-s are good for generating this nonsense and I can tell this particular “article” in this 13-follower blog was generated by an AI because I tried it myself.
You can use an AI for free at the URL https://chat.openai.com/ (It requires registration, but no money).
You can easily create such essays. You just ask it “Write an essay showing that wearing pants is white supremacy” and it does that. The resulting essay will follow every structural norm and is written with impeccable spelling and grammar.
It will of course be utter nonsense too, but as a first impression, some people think impeccable grammar, spelling and structure are proof of intelligence.