When is the Superbowl again?
“When is the Superbowl again?”
Well it used to be right around the 28th of January give or take a day or two and I always remember that because before the NFL expansion the Super Bowl always fell around my birthday and we had combination birthday/Super Bowl parties back when America was Mom and apple pie.
But now I get cornfused. I thought it was last weekend, but it wasn’t although I did watch some highlights of the flag football Pro Bowl which was kind of cool actually... sort of reminding me of my days on the college green throwing around the pig skin with our neckties tucked into our belts, mind you this is when you actually wore neckties to college... that’s how long ago it was.
So be prepared! If you need any groceries you might want to get in there early today because the Super Bowl Shoppers will suck up all the dip all the salsa and all of the chips along with chicken wings, sour cream, burger meat, pasta noodles, mayonaise and other nosh that has made Super Bowl Sunday the 2nd or 3rd largest feast day in America, next to Obama’s beloved “Turkey day” but I wax digressively...
By becoming the a top tier large feast day in America it has effectively become yet another mercantile holiday; but that’s capitalism right?
I wonder if the superbowl has its own hallmark greeting card yet?
Just sayin’