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To: Still Thinking

Why is the wife always prettier than the mistress?


13 posted on 06/25/2021 12:57:44 AM PDT by japaneseghost
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To: japaneseghost

Maybe it was like a charitable deal for him, or part of the compensation ‘package’ she negotiated when hired.


14 posted on 06/25/2021 1:00:19 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: japaneseghost
Why is the wife always prettier than the mistress?

You have to look below the neck. Girlfriend is sleek and aerodynamic and wife is a wide-body. Plus, girlfriend is probably ok with in-flight refueling, whereas wifey says no to the blow.

17 posted on 06/25/2021 1:29:13 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
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To: japaneseghost
Why is the wife always prettier than the mistress?

It's not a question of who's prettier (although I think the mistress is slightly prettier). The mistress, by definition, is a woman who makes an effort to keep her guy sexually satisfied. If the wife has lost interest, then her looks are irrelevant.

37 posted on 06/25/2021 5:55:34 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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