I see he is a “former police chief”. With advice like that, I can see why. Depending on his past record, that could have been Felony DUI.
Call him an Uber? What a moron.
And this saint was out in covid release on child abuse charges. No tears here
Way way back in my day the local cops might have driven you home to sleep it off.
Now you get a DUI if you are in your driveway sleeping it off in your own car.