Biden MIA, Confusing Claim Made About His Ceilings Being 'Too Low'

westernjournal.com ^ | 3/22/2020 | johnathan Jones

[rktman]

Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden is missing in action as the country struggles not only with the spread of the coronavirus but also its mounting economic fallout.

With Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont quickly becoming an afterthought in the Democratic primary, the stage seems set for a Trump vs. Biden showdown in November.

As President Donald Trump works diligently to guide a country in crisis — going as far as to hold daily White House news briefings — the former vice president’s media accessibility has been notably limited.

His campaign has an explanation for that, however: ceilings!

Biden’s campaign is oddly blaming his absence on the layout and construction of his house in Delaware.

Current Affairs wrote on Twitter it had inquired about Biden’s recent radio silence.

“[This] is the excuse being provided for why [Biden] isn’t being seen during a national emergency,” Current Affairs tweeted.

“A source with knowledge of the campaign said Biden’s team is working on scaling up that infrastructure and dealing with the realities of Biden’s Wilmington home, like the fact that there aren’t particularly high ceilings, which can make lighting a challenge,” it said.

[rktman]

Well alrighty then. Obviously he's smacked his head on the low overheads more than once. Nice try pedo joe. And as if these supposed "pros" can't figure it out right. Meh!

[rfp1234]

Sounds like Myth in 2012, marveling at how trees in Michigan were of uniform height.

[skimbell]

Sure have been seeing a bunch of Super Mario on the news since Joe started keeping it on the down low.

Stranger things...

[VeniVidiVici]

I have no idea if true or not but they said on the radio today that Slow Joe was finally getting high-speed internet installed in his home for his “briefings”.

[henkster]

I always thought Joe had a low ceiling.

[shelterguy]

“”””””’I have no idea if true or not but they said on the radio today that Slow Joe was finally getting high-speed internet installed in his home for his “briefings”.”””””””

The aol dial up on his Commodore 64 wasn’t good enough?

[GreenHornet]

“A source with knowledge of the campaign said Biden’s team is working on scaling up that infrastructure and dealing with the realities of Biden’s Wilmington home, like the fact that there aren’t particularly high ceilings, which can make lighting a challenge,” it said.

Word is there have been heated arguments between members of the Biden team in trying to decide whether to raise the ceiling or lower the floor.

[The_Media_never_lie]

His elevator no longer goes to his top floor.

[Bonemaker]

“Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden is missing in action...”

When we start seeing him again he will have declined rapidly.

[wally_bert]

He’s still waiting on CompuServe.

[DAC21]

OMG the excuses are mind numbing. Bimentia owns the media, he can't put together a cognitive verbal address to pump through his DNC owned Radio stations? He is senile and his new Campaign Manager is Beto O’ Dorks failed ex Campaign Manager, how's that working out? Goes to show he is toxic with anyone credible whom do not want their resume soiled with this Clown.

[Rebelbase]

On his 386.

[SolidRedState]

He could have the press on his lawn and speak to them from his balcony his wife is supposed to let off a couple shotgunblasts from ...

[wally_bert]

Running DOS.

[headstamp 2]

Joe Bidet was busy sitting backwards on the toilet

[wally_bert]

He can finally toss that new fangled acoustic coupler.

[KevinB]

They should just remove the top half of Joe’s head since he’s not using it.

[READINABLUESTATE]

“I always thought Joe had a low ceiling.”

https://youtu.be/8cVOnYZOlsA

Just a low budget.

[left that other site]

He should upgrade to a Trash 80.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Oh, For Pity Sake!

Mrs. Biden? Quarantine your addled old husband! How can you let him continue to make such a food of himself? Don’t you love him? He’s not fit to be President and you and your loser children know it!

Quit milking your Cash Cow and put him out to pasture, already!