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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

That’s why I trained my kitty to just use the toilet. No litter, no problem. Wait, I think this was actually a De Niro film. He said, “Cats can’t flush toilets because they don’t have opposable thumbs.” You don’t need an opposable thumb to work a lever, stupid De Niro (who didn’t write the dialogue). ;)


56 posted on 01/18/2020 5:07:26 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Rastus

De Niro doesn’t need writers to create stupid things for him to say...


59 posted on 01/18/2020 5:13:20 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: Rastus
I am fine with a cat like that but the clay was really a problem.

The really funny part was that they were not suppose to have unapproved pets. So I had to hit them with that as well.

If they hadn't been flushing I probably never would have known they had the cat. The non refundable pet deposit paid for half of the plumber's bill.

60 posted on 01/18/2020 5:16:50 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (A hero is a hero no matter what medal they give him. Likewise a schmuck is still a schmuck.)
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