Hunter Biden says he's out of cash!

American Thinker ^ | 12/01/2019 | Monica Showalter

[Redmen4ever]

Just like the well went dry for the Clinton Foundation when there was no more access to sell, the well went dry for Hunter.

[VanShuyten]

“... unbreakable walls of secret trusts to hide what was left from the courts?”

Don’t forget about all those secret bank accounts in Ukraine, Cyprus, Monaco, Switzerland, Romania, and China. The US courts will never find it all.

[Alas Babylon!]

Yeah well, hookers, booze and drugs ain’t cheap, ya know?

And don’t even get him started about lawyers and good press payoffs....

[stanne]

“and THAT, is part of the problem...”

Not according to Gohmert. He said yesterday that hunter B has nothing to do with government corruption

I believe GOP collusion is THE problem.

[SaxxonWoods]

With apologies to Warren Zevon:

I went home with the waitress, the way I always do
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Ukraine, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money, dad, get me out of this

[DCPatriot]

Well, that’s five minutes of my life gone...for what?

[jmacusa]

Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine/all a friend can is ain’t it a shame...’’

[o-n-money]

Six stays at rehab ain’t cheap.

[No.6]

See “imputed income.”

[Political Junkie Too]

In China, you can actually survive without having cash in your wallet. Everything is electronic, all you need is your smart phone, an account with say, AliPay and an internet connection.

And an appropriate social monitoring score, or else all the other things won't turn on.

-PJ

[piasa]

Unemployed? Has he considered pole dancing?

[SaxxonWoods]

I wonder if drug dealers are taking credit cards on their phones yet.

[Snook79]

I am sure he can and probably already has, borrow some from his father’s campaign funds

[lone star annie]

Income is much different than assets.

[AAABEST]

The former Ukraine energy executive goes on to admit...

I see what the author did there... lol.

[wally_bert]

Not a vintage jeep guy either apparently.

They keep me low on cash at times.

[wally_bert]

Hunter could wind up hunted and trophy for that.

Kenyan-cided.

[wally_bert]

An Amazon warehouse?

[wally_bert]

Probably would play well in SF.

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For the win, huh HunterIdiot?....../s