[blueunicorn6]

If anyone can slow down the rotation of the earth, it would be Caramela.

[HotHunt]

As that nasty, low IQ Senator from Hawaii, Mazie Hirono claims, "democRATS have a hard time connecting with voters because of how smart we are and because we know so much".

I mean just look at what they can do:

Kamala Harris can slow the rotation of the earth.

Obama knows how to stop the rising of the oceans and heal the planet.

Hank The Imbecile Johnson from Georgia knows how to keep the island of Guam from flipping over.

And AO-C can stop the planet from burning to a crisp if we just live a Stone Age lifestyle.

The democRATS are truly amazing.