Posted on 11/03/2019 8:45:02 AM PST by chief lee runamok
Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg is looking to the world for suggestions as to how she can re-cross the Atlantic after next month’s U.N. climate summit in Chile was unexpectedly scrapped.
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Kon Tiki.
Skype-in from home.
Or mail in a letter.
Kon-Tiki.
She should close her eyes and click her heels three times saying “there’s no place like home”.
She should deliver the next speech in Chinese and tell them how their are killing her future.
Click your heels while saying “There’s no place like home.”
When we were little, my mother had a phrase that she claimed would solve all your aches & pains, both physical and emotional. She claimed it would also solve all your problems. I heard her cure all thousands of times growing up.
Her reccomended solution:
“Just soak your head in a bucket of water!”
A nuclear submarine is carbon-free. Torpedo tube, water wings, and you’re good to go.
What an opening for my cheap humor.
I already said this about Ihlan Omar getting fed up and going back to Somalia.
Greta:
Take a war surplus rubber raft, packages of beef jerky, Snickers bars, sunblock, sunglasses and bottled Detroit tap water (once actually sold) and head out on the ocean. Maybe a dogeared copy from Bernie Sanders of Das Kapital.
Bon voyage.
But the Media said she could practically walk on water.
So I just kind of pressumed...
Exactly!
Did everyone forget that her entry into the public eye was that she sailed here solo to bring attention to the fact that you could travel CO2 free?
What happened to her sailboat? Why didn’t she sail it to Chile?
So, suddenly she flies to Chile?
HYPOCRITE
Swim for it.
Flap her arms real fast
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Greta Thunberg, will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please go.
Please!
I don’t care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!
Greta Thunberg, I don’t care how.
Greta Thunberg, will you please GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car if you wish.
If you wish you may go by lion’s tail.
Or stamp yourself and go by mail.
Greta Thunberg!
Don’t you know the time has come to go, Go, GO!
Get on yout way!
Please, Greta T.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon...
...or broomstick.
OR Yous can go by camel in a bureau drawer.
You can go by Bumble-Boat...
...or jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just GET!
Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with a.................
BOOM!
Greta, Greta, Greta!
Will you leave this room!
Greta Thunberg!
I don’t care HOW.
Greta Thunberg!
Will you please GO NOW!
I said GO and GO I ment....
The time had come.
SO...
Greta WENT.
Yeah.
The snotty little beggar needs to get a job, then she can buy a ticket if she wants to travel.
She’s what? Fifteen? Sixteen?
I loaded trucks for North American Van Lines when I was fourteen. Bought a brand new little Vespa P-200E paying all cash the next year.
I thought her handlers would arrange a free trip on Leonardo Dicapro’s Gulfstream 650 that uses solar power instead of jet fuel...
Try a broom.
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Good one but Elizabeth Warren and Hillary won’t part with their magical ones. They get more miles per spell.
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By the way, your tagline is great. Did you create it or is there a source? Love it in any event.————————
(There’s a stairway to heaven, but there’s a highway to hell.)
I guess making a little retarded girl swim still isn’t carbon-free since she would exhale carbon.
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