Any Suggestions? Greta Thunberg Pleads for Help and a Carbon-Free Lift Across the Atlantic

breitbart ^ | 11/03/2019 | Simon Kent

[jazusamo]

Try a Kyack, sweetie.

[OrioleFan]

Wasn’t one of Christopher Columbus’ ships preserved?

[Textide]

Considering all of the pollutants spent to maintain electricity on all of the devices that would hear her plea, how can she in good conscience even make a request like that?

[MuttTheHoople]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

She should try swimming. Swimming is very green. When she drowns she could be a climate change martyr.

[Maine Mariner]

I think the answer is quite obvious; she could just walk across the ocean.

[Sacajaweau]

Buy her a canoe.....and.....you go girl....

[Deaf Smith]

Rowboat.

Take the Gulf Stream.

Best time of year for that route for Greenies.

[rktman]

Wal-Mart has water wings for sale. Maybe pick up a paddle board cheap?

[Hot Tabasco]

Was she on that party boat with the 32 other nitwits?

[bigbob]

[CptnObvious]

It's called a Sailboat. Oh and be prepared for no wind for days and be prepared for Sea-sickness. Think of weeks if not a month and do check the prevailing winds. And I hope she has enough money to pay the crew, food and expenses.

She's not going to like it.

[KC Burke]

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

She’s already talking to DiCaprio and he’ll use his private jet to bring her back behind the scenes. So this is just optics to keep up appearances.

[StAnDeliver]

[cloudmountain]

She can take the old TWA approach:
Try Walking Across.

[Cecily]

What so-called carbon-free method was she planning to use originally? She must have had in mind some method of returning to Europe. What was it?

[MarvinStinson]

[Yo-Yo]

Just do what all of the rich hypocritical greenies do: Fly first class or private business jet, then pay someone to plant a few trees to offset your greenhouse gas emissions.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Let a shark eat you, then take the Gulf Stream.