Posted on 10/18/2019 1:10:26 PM PDT by familyop
North Korean laborers have started fighting over and stealing each others excrement in an attempt to meet an impossible quota collection in time to prepare fertilizer for next years farming season, a report revealed this week...The quota, ordered by dictator Kim Jong-un in his New Years address, ordered that each household should meet a quota amounting to 100 kilograms (220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen. According to local sources, the quota was intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes for their failure to meet the necessary targets.
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Pssst. Don’t eat the cucumbers.
My Rottweiler would be a national hero.
If only they would run the lights on it...
intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes
Chicago does it better.
I seriously doubt those pathetic people ATE 220lbs of food, to excrete in the first place.
North Koreans Fight over Each Others Excrement to Meet Human Fertilizer Quota>>>>>>>>>
No Shit!
A turd in hand is worth Two in the Bush!
Give 'em San Francisco, they'd clean it up in a week, AND fit right in.
That is correct, but it was for ornamentals only, never used on food crops.
Check out reply at #48
Turd burglars
Uncle Teds.
” Kim jong-un is a great leader. Everyone loves him, his people love him, I love him” Donald Trump
“You no poop enough - half rations until you start pooping more...”
must be a real shitstorm
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