'Futurist' Predicts: Within 20 Years, You Will Eat Pizza Made of Crickets Willingly

PJ Media ^ | 10/18/2019 | Jim Treacher

[RightGeek]

As disgraced movie and culture critic Sonny Bunch has noted, environmentalists make good movie villains because they want to make your life worse. Climate cultists hate humanity and feel guilty for being part of it, so they want you to stop living your daily life in 2019. They feel human progress is a mistake. They hate all the things we've built. They scold us for driving to work, and now they're even trying to stop us from taking electric trains to work. These miserable misanthropes even hate food. Food! They're ashamed of eating things that taste good, so they want you to eat bugs. Literally. Bugs.

I've put up with a lot of crap from these idiots, but I will not allow them to ruin Italy's greatest achievement. Sean Keach, The Sun:

Most pizzas will be made using crushed-up insects in just 20 years, an expert claims...

That's the bold claim by Tom Cheesewright, an applied futurist who helps paying clients predict the future...

"Even replacing 20%-25% of the grain used for bread with a protein-packed alternative such as crickets could transform our reliance on the planet’s resources such as water, energy and land."

Okay, I just set a calendar reminder for January 1, 2039: Look around and see if anybody is eating pizza made of bugs.

[RightGeek]

Sod off swampy - https://neveryetmelted.com/2018/04/16/sod-off-swampy/

[BenLurkin]

Willingly, comrade.

Or else re-education for you.

[BBQToadRibs]

Maybe after 6-8 beers fermented from seaweed.

[Rummyfan]

Hopefully I’ll be gone...

Why are all the doomsayers coming out of the woodwork lately?

[OpusatFR]

I won’t eat a cauliflower crust. Here’s the deal: you eat the bugs, and that will leave more flour crust for me.

Simple. Problem solved.

[Rummyfan]

That's the bold claim by Tom Cheesewright, an applied futurist who helps paying clients predict the future...

People actually pay him for this? Will we see cricket farms popping up around the country now?

[EvilCapitalist]

And by now we were supposed to have cars that fold into brief cases like the Jetsons. How did THAT turn out?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Someone's going to eat something. But it's not going to be me eating crickets. (Although in twenty years, crickets might be eating me.)

[Grampa Dave]

Time for all good Italians to handle this bs.

[RightGeek]

Hopefully cricket farts aren’t as bad as cow farts!

[SendShaqtoIraq]

nope

[sickoflibs]

Yummy!

[Fido969]

They are already trying to get us to eat “hamburgers” made of pressed vegetable material, and telling us we like it.

[brownsfan]

I won’t. But the indoctrinated mush heads who will openly embrace and usher in socialism will.

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[tinyowl]

If he angers the Clintons, then the crickets will be eating him.

[Postman]

EAT JIMINY CRICKET!!??? NEVER!!!!

[Reily]

“.. Tom Cheesewright, an applied futurist who helps paying clients predict the future...”

I’d say those people waste their money.

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