[bgill]

Moving 5000 Marines off the island will surely tip it over.

[4yearlurker]

Let’s get started with the tip over jokes!

[McGruff]

Make Guam Big Again?

[elpadre]

how much of the diverted funds were merely the usual Congressional pork??

[Reno89519]

Will Guam tip over without the funding?

[SuperLuminal]

Brown snakes, women, and children most affected...

[Revolutionary]

If they vow not to refund it, then it must not be that important.

[Cvengr]

Besides Guam doesn’t need a wall. /s

[bramps]

Just put a giant outboard motor on one side of any island and drive it like a boat anywhere you want to go.

[AndrewB]

I hope they don’t divert any funding from regular size Guam.

[eyedigress]

Democraps should be happy, especially Hank Johnson.

No worries of tipping over now.

[jmaroneps37]

And this is bad because?

[jmaroneps37]

And this is bad because?

[DoughtyOne]

Yeah, let’s defer to Guam and let the nation be swamped in North America.

LOL

Shakes head... I think Guam will survive for a few more years.

[DannyTN]

How many democrats had their hands in the Guam cookie jar?

[Viking2002]

Give it back to Spain.

[fishtank]

[faucetman]

“Moving 5000 Marines off the island will surely tip it over”

Not only that, melting sea ice, causing a rise in ocean levels, will flood the whole Island. /s

[contrarian]

We could use Guam as a repository of all the illegal criminals that we catch between now and election day