Posted on 09/04/2019 4:49:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker
That his flavor saver. Bet it smells like........ What is “ass” for 1000 Alex?
Maybe he will...maybe he won't. Careful who ya insult Geraldo.
Ever notice how homosexuals always have to make everything about sex?
He probably knows from personal experience, always knew he swung both ways
So sez Geraldo “Tommy Gun” Rivera.
When you take your big dick into an empty vault your dick fails by comparison. When you take a few up the poop chute you can compare sizes. Does Geraldo ask all his customers whether they own an AR-15?
Whoraldo is a platform shoe wearing midget.
And very sensitive about his height.
No, Jerry, people who own those guns have them because they know that someday they may have to point them at assholes like you. (For the record, I do not own one.)
At least they have one! What happened to yours?
OMG he’s 5 years old
Doesn’t he have some shirtless selfies to send?
A hand gun with a short barrel can do damage as much as a gun with a long barrel. Same with penises. If it can “shoot”, then it makes no difference.
Someone, somewhere must have said, “It ain’t the size of the head on the penis, it’s the size of the penis in the head that counts”, or something like that, I think....
Or maybe it was, “Men with short penises built this country”.
Or was that saying “A man with a long penis might not fit in short vaginas, but a man with a short penis fits in any vagina”.
Or was it.......
Not just guns
A local guy has a lifted Chevrolet truck with 34 inch tires.
Hears the small penis crack all the time.
He put a vinyl decal in back window “Small PP”
He has a smokin hot gf and when she hops out the people stare.
I’m insulted. I don’t have one at all!
I’m thinking about trading it in for a bullpup, though. I can’t hold all of that weight up.
Gerry is a pecker-checking homo. Democrats see the color of your skin when they meet you, Gerry Rivers is checking out your package.
There are plenty of Hispanics with brains. I wish FoxNews would get one.
I didn’t know Geraldo was a woman. He sure speaks like one with his idiotic shaming attempt.
Geraldo Rivera says that AR-15 owners have ‘small penises’
Forget that crap I’ve got real problems......I want an AR-10!
Still claims he’s a staunch Republican.
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