[dp0622]

I once stormed a machine gun nest in Afghanistan and wiped out the enemy single handed.

There was that time In Iraq when I dragged six men from the field of combat alone.

I killed 12 members of ISIS by infiltrating them and slitting their throats while they slept.

NO, I wasn’t there and am not even a vet.

But the ESSENCE of my stories are true.

And that’s what really matters

SMH

[dfwgator]

And Brian Williams was there with him.

[A_Former_Democrat]

That’s nothing. I hit the beach @ Iwo Jima, wiped out a machine gun nest then raised the Flag on Suribachi

[jmacusa]

“There we were, me and Jim Bowie at the Alamo...’’