don’t laugh. there are forums of suburban, white “single soccer moms” who have alienated dad out of the household that are teaching their sons to pee sitting down because it is “less messy.”
I’m not making this up!
Clean up your mess and it won’t be an issue. No woman wants to clean up a man’s drips on the tile. Clean it up yourself.
Do you urinate standing up before you defecate? That’s what a manly man would do, right?