Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
The difference between humor and denigration has escaped the box. Liberals denigrate for laughs. The fact that liberal tv shows have laugh tracks, electronic laugh signs and laugh cards says it all. Audiences are conditioned at birth to laugh on command like trained seals.
Somebody pointed out a while back that the late night shows like Letterman are mostly simulated humor. Lines are delivered with comic timing and the audience laughs on cue...but nothing funny is actually said. I’ve always equated this with Maoist Humor - personal insults delivered as if they were the funniest jokes in the world, followed by intense peer shaming if you don’t join in the laughter.
Kind of an ironic statement given the three jokes you posted.