My, how butch of you.
A general, eh? A general what? Paper shuffler?
She’s got a very long ring-finger.
Check out the pix.
Fellow Air Force vets will instantly note the jump wings below the pilot wings. That means she’s a “Ring Tapper” (Air Force Academy grad). No matter your rank, they all made sure you noted that they were better than you. (By having, as they said, “A million dollar education shoved up their a$$ a nickel at a time”.)
And check out the ribbons. Wow!
Notice that one in the middle of the pack - it’s the National Defense Service Medal. When I was in the Air Force we called that the “Alive in ‘65” medal. (If you were alive in 1965, you got one.) No big deal.
So, what’s all that stuff under it? Got one for cleaning your room? For getting coffee for the brass? Jeez.