“I’m glad you asked that question ... glad you asked it, yes, I’m glad it was asked. This, in my opinion is one of those key questions that doesn’t get asked enough. Because recycling is one of those areas where too often the rhetoric doesn’t match the results, particularly with the current administration, who, as you well know, have pledged to destroy the earth and every living thing that inhabits it. Now, I have always underscored the importance of recycling, and if I’m elected I promise that the very first thing I do, on my very first day in office, will be to ensure that recycling is the number one issue addressed by my administration. Well ... maybe we’ll do butthumping first, but believe me, recycling will be right up there! We WILL recycle. Not because it’s trendy; not because it’s popular, but because it’s the right thing to do. More questions?”
Ever thought about running for office as a democrat? I think you could do well.
Way to go MEL (as in Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles).
HARRUMPH, HARRUMPH!