I used to work for Gen. Tex Alles. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Not sure how he got the job, unless Jim Mattis pulled strings. Biggest ears I’ve ever seen: probably always had to face into the wind whenever he went outdoors.
Lol! My late father-in-law had big ears and knew it and made fun of himself about it. When my wife and I brought over to her parents house our first son, her Dad was holding the little infant and he said boy you are handsome devil except for those ears, I apologize for giving you the gene for those same ears as mine, you look like a yellow cab with the back doors open. My wife and I died laughing. The boy grew into them, lol!
I see what you mean about the ears! They appear to be implants.
Maybe being bullied about Dumbo ears as a child inspired him to become a top tier Secret Agent. //