CNN had a report that there is still 1 democrat in America who is NOT running for the 2020 democrat presidential nomination.
No one knows who it is.
The hunt is on!
No need to hunt...he's right here in my little oh-so-progressive suburban town. He's the chief sanitation officer of our town and was born Francis but he now wears skirts and goes by the name of Diamond.
And he just announced his candidacy for the Presidency about 20 minutes ago!