[hanamizu]

With high-speed rail receiving new attention in Congress, and climate change moving rapidly to the center of political debates,

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Ah, climate change! What is going to power this high-speed rail? Ah, that’s right, electricity from giant bird-slicing windmills and giant bird-frying solar arrays. Travel between the twin metropoles of Merced and Bakersfield will have to be restricted to windy, sunny days. Blackouts of homes and businesses may be occasionally required to “keep the trains running on time”, but it all is for the greater good of saving the planet and getting us out of icky cars and planes.

[a fool in paradise]

Why go anyplace else anyway? Globalists have the same developers dropping cookie cutter chain strip centers and townhomes into every old neighborhood everywhere making everyplace bland and the same.