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Farticus ? Say it ain’t so.


15 posted on 02/05/2019 5:25:03 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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Boss’ wife: So, um, you and Robert.

Elaine: Yes indeed.

Boss: I’m surprised.

Elaine: Really. Why?

Boss: No reason.

Elaine: Well believe me this didn’t happen overnight. Robert’s not exactly a *one* *woman* *man*, if you know what I mean. No sirree Bob. Sure, I mean in a lot of ways, he’s a typical guy, he likes his sports, but he counters that side with the side you see here tonight at the ballet, or the pleasure he gets in watching Ms. Liza Minelli belt out a few choice numbers. It’s those two halves of his personality that just come together to make him the very special guy that he is.

Robert comes back.

Elaine: Oh, hi honey.

Elaine grabs Robert and kisses him.


17 posted on 02/05/2019 5:26:41 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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