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Jewish World Review ^ | December 7, 2018 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 12/09/2018 6:59:37 AM PST by billorites

There's so much good news. Gorillas appear to be thriving, according to the Wildlife Conservation Society, and there are about 361,919 of them, twice as many as had been believed.

Humpback whales, who were nearly hunted out of existence in the 19th century, are making a comeback in the seas off Antarctica: the birth rate is on the upswing, according to a recent study. (The animals are the size of a school bus and have a life expectancy similar to ours.)

And a study at the University of Michigan shows that people who work out even 10 minutes a day tend to be more cheerful than those who don't.

This is science, people. This isn't fake news. These conclusions are based on actual facts established through observation by people who can count. What I learn from this is that it brightens your day to skip the front-page stuff about Washington and focus on science. Someday I expect to find a study showing that 75-year-old men who rode school buses as children have a longer life expectancy. That's me.

I rode a school bus for six years, 12 miles each way morning and afternoon, on a highway in Minnesota, cornfields to the west, the Mississippi to the east. I stood at the end of a gravel road, a gawky kid with wire-rim glasses, wearing second-hand clothes, knowing there would not be an empty seat because mine was the last stop.

The bus pulled up, the door opened, I climbed aboard, and the driver waited until I sat down before he started the bus. Nobody squeezed together to make room so I had to pick out a seat with skinny girls in it and hurl myself at them and hold on for dear life as they tried to shove me out when

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To: Mercat

As Dorothy Parker said, “If you can’t say something nice about somebody, come sit by me.”


21 posted on 12/09/2018 11:09:00 AM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: BradyLS

Don’t forget his sound man—he was fantastic!!


22 posted on 12/09/2018 11:16:14 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: billorites; Impy; LS; NFHale; Eleutheria5

How on earth does a vile anti-Semite like Keillor get published in the Jewish World Review ?


23 posted on 12/09/2018 2:00:59 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: SgtHooper

You’re right. He was! He did great foley and voice impersonations of all sorts of things!


24 posted on 12/09/2018 4:01:12 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’ve head the name but I don’t know him from Adam.


25 posted on 12/09/2018 4:30:50 PM PST by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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To: Impy

Former “big star” on NPR in the ‘80s and ‘90s. World-class moonbat. Totally lost his $hit when Norm Coleman won the Senate seat in 2002.


26 posted on 12/09/2018 5:07:27 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: sparklite2

rourke is a writer keiller is a story teller, maybe they each are 1/2 I like rourke bin culture and politics, but keiller’s stories like tales of alike wobegon portray a slice of americana rourke doesn’t get to. enjoy both


27 posted on 12/09/2018 5:36:51 PM PST by morphing libertarian (Use Comey's Report; Indict Hillary now. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy

https://www.salon.com/2002/11/07/minnesota_3/

https://www.salon.com/2002/11/13/coleman_10/

Wow, WTF, did Coleman kill his parents or something?


28 posted on 12/09/2018 6:05:01 PM PST by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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To: Impy; SgtHooper; BradyLS
Don’t forget his sound man—he was fantastic!!

You're probably thinking of Tom Keith. He was outstanding.

29 posted on 12/09/2018 6:09:45 PM PST by RhoTheta (“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” Edith Sitwell)
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To: Impy

Sure acted like it. It was the Wellstone Funerally that was so insane that all but helped the GOP to reclaim the Senate. If there had been even an ounce of decorum at that function, Mondale probably would’ve won the seat.


30 posted on 12/09/2018 6:17:48 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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